All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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