can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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