Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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