My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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