Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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