I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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