talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Enjoy the penises
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
