Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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