We won't sleep together?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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