You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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