Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
They are going to name an STD after you.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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