butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Vodka?
Forever.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We are all done wearing pants today
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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