you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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