that's an acceptable place to lick
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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