She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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