People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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