She said her name was "party"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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