Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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