She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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