I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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