It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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