Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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