his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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