If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
