I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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