i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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