You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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