I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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