I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Randomize
