i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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