Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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