I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
