She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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