i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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