do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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