I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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