i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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