All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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