Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sorry about my life...
you never un-have a 4some
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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