Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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