the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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