My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
She said her name was "party"
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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