Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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