The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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