True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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