How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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