dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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