Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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