But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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