Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Couch. On fire.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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