if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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