Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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