We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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