The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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