i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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