Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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